Little geeky fun, robot pickup lines

12:54 PM AN: like.. no more guys?
12:54 PM AG: u think its good for picking up robots ?
12:54 PM AG: :P
12:54 PM AN: it's robot's age now?
12:54 PM TD: he's my pickupline for a robot
12:55 PM TD: your firewall is so tight
12:55 PM AN: u'd have to say it in binary first
12:55 PM AG: lmfao
12:55 PM AG: pls guys......
12:55 PM RP: how about this walk up to a girl and say I wish I’d been your bathroom mirror the day they took off your braces
12:55 PM AB: im confusd
12:55 PM AG: dont let me fall of the chair !
12:55 PM AB: keep the beanbag next to u :)
12:55 PM AB: just incase
12:55 PM AB: xD
12:55 PM AB: and no idea who yeats is either
12:56 PM AG: William Butler Yeats
12:56 PM TD: I want to insert 2 gigs of ram into your motherboard
12:56 PM AG: the best eccentric, and revolutionary poet ever !
12:56 PM AB: okai that was retarded
12:56 PM RP: :lol wow TD i did not know u were that geeky
12:56 PM AN: u sure 2 gigs is enough?
12:56 PM AG: I wonder what kind of results that wud produce !!!!!
12:57 PM AG: little pendrives
12:57 PM AB: not good
12:57 PM AN: u'd have to power it off first
12:57 PM AG: :lol
12:57 PM AN: u sure it'll let u?
12:57 PM AB: :LOL
12:57 PM KW: You know
12:57 PM TD: lol
12:57 PM KW: I hear that TD has Raid Array capabilites
12:57 PM KW: HA
12:57 PM RP: :lol
12:57 PM AG: KW: roflmao !!!!!!
12:57 PM TD: If i plug my usb into you ha i will overload your processor.
12:57 PM AN: now question is what kind of array
12:57 PM AB: u have a USB TD? o.0
12:58 PM AN: array of what
12:58 PM KW: Your not as bad ass as RP Firewire
12:58 PM AG: dont worry........some people have Autoplay disabled
12:58 PM KW: HA
12:58 PM AN: hold down left shift!!!
12:58 PM AG: Autplay is known to induce virus :P
12:58 PM AN: = autoplay disabled
12:58 PM AG: AN: thats the problem
12:58 PM AN: and used for anticopys
12:58 PM AG: to KNow When to hold down !
12:58 PM RP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtC24QqDHj0 this beats us all
12:59 PM TD: If you like my software, wait till you see my hardware...
12:59 PM AN: heard the guy who found out and publish that hold shift key down got sued cuz it compomises some anticopyright mechanism
12:59 PM AN: TD, when in doubt, try another hole
12:59 PM AB: LOL
12:59 PM KW: that is what i was saying about your Raid Array TD
12:59 PM AG: RAID with hot-plug capability ?
12:59 PM AN: so we have an array of TD?
12:59 PM KW: Oh and make sure you are sticking it in to A MALE socket not a FEMALE ONE
12:59 PM KW: HA HA
12:59 PM AN: like multiple ones?
1:00 PM AG: hot-remove a hard drive and plug it to another slot and still keep the cpu running ?
1:00 PM AG: :lol
1:00 PM AN: like TD1 TD2 TD3 and so on?
1:00 PM AB: well not to worry like TD said...shes got a usb :)
1:00 PM KW: LoL
1:00 PM KW: TDs got all kinda holes and sockets
1:00 PM TD: Do you run binary, because I'd love to One your Zero.
1:00 PM KW: she has female male
1:00 PM AG: omfg !!!!!!!
1:00 PM KW: WOW TD
1:00 PM AB: LOL
1:01 PM TD: :LOL
1:01 PM KW: your more amazing than Charlie Brown
1:01 PM AG: awesome scalability !
1:01 PM TD: "I would love to sync with you, but I require we run McAffe as a precautionary measure
1:01 PM AN: that one is good...
1:01 PM AB: lol
1:01 PM AB: hahah
1:01 PM AB: ahahah
1:01 PM AB: ahahahahahah
1:01 PM TD: :-P
1:01 PM AN: no the one before is better
1:01 PM RP: hahhaha
1:01 PM AB: Malwarebytes? then upgrade to SEP 11 :)
1:01 PM TD: come on sucker lick my battery...000000010000001... lol
1:02 PM RP: :lol
1:02 PM TD: :LOL
1:02 PM AG: :lol
1:02 PM TD: Can we have some quick time in your search bar?
1:02 PM AN: no TD
1:02 PM AN: quick time is evil
1:02 PM AN: unless u mean "quick" time
1:02 PM AG: I love plug and play
1:02 PM AN: good one
1:03 PM TD: AG that was a good one
1:03 PM AG: :P
1:03 PM TD: :LOL
1:03 PM TD: Hey there, my name's Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?
1:03 PM AG: Safely remove hardware or damage the USB device
1:04 PM KW: TD is always damaging Male USB devices
1:04 PM KW: HA
1:04 PM TD: Is that a USB key in your port, or are you just happy to see me?
1:04 PM AN: I'm blogging this
1:04 PM AB: HAHAHAHAH
1:04 PM RP: :lol
1:04 PM AG: thats becoz they dont use the Safely Remove hardware featur
1:04 PM AB: :LOL @ KW
1:04 PM AG: they just pull the USB drive out
1:04 PM KW: without any waring
1:04 PM KW: warning
1:04 PM KW: Male USBs always do that
1:05 PM AB: well thats a good thing
1:05 PM AB: unless u get mini usb drives :)
1:05 PM AB: lol
1:05 PM KW: awwwwwww
1:05 PM AB: u want*
1:05 PM KW: noboby wants Minis
1:05 PM AG: what does a bored wife of a journalist ask her husband ?
1:05 PM AB: lol
1:05 PM KW: EVER
1:05 PM TD: I am proficient in multi-touch
1:05 PM RP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtC24QqDHj0
1:05 PM RP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtC24QqDHj0
1:05 PM RP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtC24QqDHj0
1:05 PM AN: that's a new one...
1:05 PM RP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtC24QqDHj0
1:05 PM RP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtC24QqDHj0
1:06 PM AB: what does a bored wife of a journalist ask her husband ?
1:06 PM AB: wut bout it?
1:06 PM TD: stop spamming i'm watchin it
1:06 PM AG: Your program has caused a page fault.... Send Error Report or Dont Send
1:06 PM AB: huh?
1:06 PM AB: lol
1:07 PM AB: Wut size do u want RP? Just incase u didnt hear xD
1:07 PM AB: microsoft wut?
1:07 PM AN: I'm sorry, I'm unix
1:07 PM AG: Bill gates's daughter is so protected by his personal security people...
1:08 PM AB: dont get tat one :(
1:08 PM AG: everytime a guy approcahes her....he gets a "Illegal program" message
1:09 PM AG: Anyone use a Firewire port ?
1:09 PM AN: me?
1:09 PM AG: know why they call it firewire ?
1:09 PM AN: cuz it catches on fire?
1:09 PM AG: wrong....try again
1:10 PM KW: RP doesn't like meat to touch his vegies
1:10 PM AG: :lol
1:10 PM KW: EVER
1:10 PM AG: anyone know why they call it firewire ?
1:10 PM RP: :lol
1:10 PM TD: Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
1:11 PM RP: :lol
1:11 PM TD: :LOL
1:11 PM RP: :lol
1:11 PM RP: :lol
1:11 PM RP: :lol
1:11 PM AG: TD: is that between 2 friends dating the same girl ?
1:11 PM AG: :P
1:11 PM KW: is soneone helping that guy
1:11 PM AB: okai people i gotta defend my indian friend RP DOES like Meat to touch his veggies :)
1:11 PM AB: lol
1:11 PM TD: roflmao
1:11 PM AB: yea we are
1:11 PM AB: AN is getting him a BB activation password
1:12 PM AG: ask him to keep his blackberries safe.....to many bears around
1:12 PM TD: my docking station r yours!
1:12 PM KW: so this is what im ordering
1:12 PM KW: RP n TD
1:12 PM TD: k
1:13 PM RP: She double clicked my mouse so I had to cursor
1:13 PM AG: :lol
1:13 PM AB: :LOL
1:13 PM AB: so is that wut they call it now?
1:13 PM KW: Antipasta Salad For TD and KW cause RP doesn't like meat touching his vegies
1:13 PM TD: lol @ KW
1:13 PM KW: Large Margaritia - RP (with no meat ) :)
1:13 PM TD: wanna go back to my place and reformat our data platters?
1:14 PM KW: Med half magarita half white clam - KW and TD
1:14 PM AG: Burn my DVDs.....I dont watch them, no more
1:14 PM KW: beacuase we like our meat to touch our vegies
1:14 PM KW: ha ha
1:14 PM AB: LOL
1:14 PM RP: "I interfaced with her floppy disk."

"Searchin for viruses in the software."

"Polished my apple, logged on, hit the backspace."

"She said Yahooooooooo."
1:15 PM AG: I love 2x and 3x.....but 8x is far too technical for me (tahts why I dont use a DVD Writer)
1:15 PM AB: LOL
1:15 PM AB: :LOL
1:15 PM AB: hjahahahahahaha
1:15 PM KW: do you have the cash
1:15 PM KW: TD and RP
1:15 PM AB: o.0
1:15 PM TD: yes
1:15 PM RP: NOPE CC
1:16 PM KW: then NO VEGIES FOR YOU!!!
1:16 PM RP: how much $$ do i need to go get
1:16 PM KW: A large margarita is 22.35
1:16 PM TD: k
1:17 PM KW: plus tax and tip
1:17 PM RP: k
1:18 PM RP: THIS IS GOING ON MY BLOG w/o the names and stuff
1:18 PM AN: I'm bloggin this
1:18 PM AG: :P
1:18 PM TD: How about we go back to my domain, secure our ports and do some performance testing?
1:18 PM AG: I Love the 3x movie
1:18 PM TD: :LOL
1:18 PM RP: :lol
1:18 PM AG: Vin Diesel did great action in it
1:19 PM AG: :P
1:19 PM AB: "LOL
1:19 PM AG: hold on...what did u guys think ?
1:19 PM AG: ;)
1:19 PM AN: I don't get it
1:19 PM AG: AN...do u watch 3x ?
1:19 PM AG: I mean the Name....not the Type
1:19 PM RP: in the movie XXX van diesel did a good job yes agreed
1:19 PM AG: of the movie
1:20 PM AG: a few minutes ago.....
1:20 PM AG: TD was drooling at gelato...
1:20 PM AB: :LOL
1:20 PM AG: and I was drooling at Beyonce....
1:20 PM TD: :LOL
1:20 PM AB: LOL
1:20 PM AG: and both were like "I wanna have it"
1:20 PM TD: Please don't judge me by my dirty mac, I'm very PC at heart.
1:20 PM RP: :lol i love choco pudding
1:20 PM AG:
12:37 AM AG: wowwwwwwwwwwww
12:38 AM TD: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1:21 PM KW: RP, yours is $26.35
1:21 PM RP: okay
1:21 PM AB: RP is 26.35?
1:21 PM KW: TD $18.00
1:21 PM AG: he's cheap !!!!
1:21 PM AG: TD is cheaper
1:21 PM AB: LOL
1:21 PM AG: :lol
1:21 PM RP: :lol
1:21 PM RP: :lol
1:21 PM RP: :lol
1:21 PM KW: awww
1:21 PM AB: wut bout u KW? :D
1:21 PM AG: KW is selling TD and RP, today
1:21 PM AB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1:21 PM KW: im the one who sets the prices ppl
1:21 PM KW: :)
1:22 PM TD: Why F1 when you can F2 or F3!..lmao
1:22 PM AG: KW....
1:22 PM KW: aint no shame in my game
1:22 PM AB: LOL
1:22 PM AB: theres F12 aswell :)
1:22 PM AG: well she goes to the lowest bidder !
1:22 PM KW: TD you should ALWAYS F1
1:22 PM KW: cause you ALWAYS need it
1:22 PM TD: :P
1:22 PM KW: with your hair
1:22 PM AG: :lol
1:22 PM KW: your makeup
1:22 PM KW: ha ha
1:22 PM RP: :LOL
1:22 PM RP: ;P
1:22 PM RP: ;)
1:22 PM AG: thats how most software engineers die in water
1:22 PM KW: dating advice
1:22 PM AG: they dont know how to swim...
1:22 PM KW: hey
1:23 PM AG: and die shouting F1 F1
1:23 PM KW: i wonder if the guy that got zapped on the train
1:23 PM KW: I wonder if his name was
1:23 PM KW: SPARKY
1:23 PM RP: thats cold
1:23 PM RP: :P
1:24 PM AG: why does the vendor shout "Ice-cream" at the top of their voice ?
1:24 PM AG: *his voice
1:24 PM AB: KW put a dent in RP's cookie O:)
1:24 PM AG: now RP Must clean his Temp files
1:24 PM AG: :P
1:24 PM AG: run RP, run
1:25 PM AB: :LOL
1:25 PM RP: OMG r
1:25 PM KW: I didn't touch his cookie
1:25 PM RP: grrrrr
1:25 PM AG: a vendor was pushing his cart, shouting ice-cream....
1:25 PM KW: 's
1:25 PM * RP faints
1:25 PM AG: a man coems out of his house and says ":Thats the *beep*ing problem...
1:25 PM KW: RP is always wanting others to take care of his cookies for him
1:25 PM AG: U r screaming too loudly !
1:26 PM KW: I always hear woman say
1:26 PM KW: NO RP, I wont touch your cookies
1:26 PM RP: :LOL
1:26 PM AB: :LOL
1:26 PM AG: well..
1:26 PM AB: nno comments
1:26 PM AB: :)
1:26 PM AG: maybe becoz she doesnt trust his security certificate
1:26 PM AG: :P
1:26 PM RP: hahhaha
1:26 PM AB: :LOL
1:26 PM RP: u mean SSL Certs
1:26 PM AG: has to click on Yes or No !
1:26 PM KW: hey buddy
1:27 PM KW: there isn't anything wrong with TDs certificates
1:27 PM RP: haha
1:27 PM AB: so u think
1:27 PM KW: its AGs you gotta worry about
1:27 PM AG: but I doubt she is in her trusted Sites list
1:27 PM AG: :P
1:27 PM KW: he just gives them out to anyone
1:27 PM AG: only if they are https
1:27 PM KW: ask PP
1:27 PM KW: PP
1:27 PM AG: ask her what ?
1:27 PM AB: :LOL
1:27 PM KW: she is a busy girl trying to stophim
1:27 PM KW: :)
1:28 PM AG: my IP Address is reserved in her DHCP pool
1:28 PM AG: forever
1:28 PM AG: ;)
1:28 PM RP: :LOL
1:28 PM AG: I dont broadcast my MAC address, everytime I boot up
1:28 PM RP: :lol
1:28 PM AB: :LOL
1:29 PM AG: I used to dynamic, till 2 years ago
1:29 PM AG: but no more
1:29 PM AB: LOL
1:29 PM AG: PP is my 192.168.1.1
1:29 PM AG: I mean...default gateway
1:29 PM KW: yeah but
1:30 PM TD: :LOL
1:30 PM AG: but ?
1:30 PM KW: you better not make you mad or she may flush Your IP
1:30 PM AG: she wont...
1:30 PM AG: coz after she IPed me.....
1:30 PM AG: my broadcast domain has become very small
1:30 PM RP: :lol
1:30 PM TD: I have a hard drive for your software, let's Esc so you can Ctrl me.
1:31 PM AB: LOL
1:31 PM AB: no comments
1:31 PM AB: seriously
1:31 PM AG: TD: what if her father comes home early ? She will ahve to End task asap
1:31 PM TD: :LOL
1:31 PM TD: don't live wit parents
1:31 PM AB: LOL
1:31 PM AG: :lol
1:31 PM AB: pshew
1:31 PM AG: if u do...then better have Task Manager open
1:31 PM AG: I mean, the escape window
1:31 PM AB: cuz that task dosent end right away even with kill-9
1:31 PM AB: :)
1:32 PM TD: Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?
1:32 PM AG: :lol
1:32 PM AG: I was running on NetBEUI......till PP installed TCP/IP in me :P
1:32 PM TD: :LOL
1:33 PM AG: and reserved my MAC in her domain
1:33 PM AG: I mean, VLAN
1:34 PM TD: Some Java…Some Spam …some nuts…throw in a few chips…Who knows ...We could make that puter scream..!!
1:35 PM AG: her Scroll Lock is on....I cannot scroll down :P
1:36 PM TD: let me edit your hex and then convert your ascii to binary
1:36 PM TD: :LOL
1:37 PM AG: I was typing all over her keys......and suddenly hit the Pause/Break button.....now she wants to go home
1:37 PM TD: roflmao
1:38 PM AG: a highly orthodox man doesnt allow his daughter to marry her BF...
1:38 PM AG: coz he saw too many F-word buttons on his keyboard
1:38 PM AG: 1 to 12 ? Hell No !
1:38 PM AG: :P
1:46 PM * RP is now away.
1:46 PM TD: goin 2 eat
1:46 PM AG: enjoy
1:46 PM * TD is now away.
1:46 PM AG: the meat
1:46 PM AG: :P
1:46 PM AG: and veggies
2:37 PM TD: ok so more on the robotpickupline r up for another topic
2:37 PM AG: always
2:37 PM AG: ;)
2:37 PM TD: what 1
2:37 PM TD: another topic r more robotpickup line
2:37 PM TD: s
2:38 PM AB: sorry byt
2:38 PM AB: what is a robot pickup line?
2:38 PM AB: o.0
2:38 PM AG: its a line u use to pickup robots....
2:38 PM AG: when u cannot pickup real girls no more
2:38 PM AG: :P
2:38 PM AG: some kinda futuristic flirting
2:38 PM TD: come on AB get with the program
2:39 PM AB: is that why TD needs robot pickup lines? btw thats why it explains why i dont know wut it is :)\
2:39 PM AB: :LOL
2:39 PM AG: TD is So futuristic !
2:39 PM AG: :P
2:39 PM AB: i just felt like being roostery today xD
2:39 PM AB: lol
2:39 PM TD: :cool
2:39 PM AB: :LOL
2:40 PM AG: I burn Rooster mosquito-coils everyday
2:40 PM AG: kachhua-chaap macchhar agarbatti
2:40 PM AB: ?
2:40 PM AB: kachhua chaap is better
2:40 PM AB: :)
2:40 PM AG: :P
2:41 PM AN: let me go and write a program to convert those words into binary first...
2:41 PM AG: u know what a binary explosive is ?
2:42 PM AG: 2 harmless-looking chemicals mix...
2:42 PM AG: and BOOM !!!
2:42 PM AG: ;)
2:42 PM AN: like Ceseum and water?
2:42 PM AN: *cesium
2:42 PM AN: CS
2:42 PM AN: *Cs
2:43 PM TD: :O
2:43 PM TD: Thai police officers investigating the death of David Carradine, the American actor who made his name in the "Kung Fu" television series in the 1970s, say he most likely died of asphyxiation, possibly when an autoerotic sex game went wrong.
2:43 PM AG: no.......Ammonium Nitrate,,,,and Ammonium Perchlorate
2:43 PM AB: :LOL
2:44 PM AG: TD: thats old news
2:44 PM TD: Carradine, 72, was found naked in a closet in an upscale Bangkok hotel on Thursday with cords around his neck and his genitals.
2:44 PM AG: yup
2:44 PM AG: wierd
2:44 PM AB: ouch
2:44 PM AB: wait
2:45 PM AB: cords around his genitals and not gentials around his neck right?
2:45 PM AG: well..he wudnt cords for tjhat, wud he ?
2:45 PM AG: I mean for the later
2:47 PM AG: anyone wanna pick the previous thread that was going on ?
2:48 PM AG: I use a shaped charge to give my explosions a better direction
2:48 PM AB: lol
2:49 PM AG: inserting the detonator inside the explosive, is the most delicate part of setting up an explosion
2:49 PM AB: lol
2:49 PM TD: you made my software turn into firmware
2:50 PM AG: and now I need to update your patch
2:50 PM AG: ;)
2:50 PM TD: :LOL
2:51 PM AG: bullets and dumb people have one thing in common..
2:51 PM AG: they need a pin in the ass to get them going
2:53 PM AG: orthodox women are very mucn like WindowsNT
2:53 PM AG: they dont support Plug and Play
2:55 PM TD: I'm high speed and backwards compatible
2:55 PM AG: lmfao !!!!!!!!
2:55 PM AG: that one beats everything else !!!!!!
2:55 PM AB: are u on speed?
2:55 PM TD: :LOL
2:56 PM AG: my hardware is so advanced...its downward-compatible
2:56 PM KW: Oh My!! :O
2:56 PM TD: :LOL
2:56 PM TD: Ctrl + Alt + Delete isn't the only thing I can do with three fingers
2:56 PM AB: LOL
2:56 PM AB: :LOL
2:56 PM AG: the worst kind of virus.....have back-door entry codes built in them
2:56 PM TD: :-D
2:57 PM RP: OMG
2:57 PM AB: :LOL
2:57 PM RP: TD u are AWESOME
2:57 PM AB: well see the change in font?
2:57 PM KW: oh my AG
2:57 PM AB: lol
2:58 PM AG: the actors did so much backstage..that the audience at the front..gave a standing ovation
2:58 PM TD: :LOL
2:58 PM AG: actually it is...
2:58 PM AG: the actors did so much practice backstage..that the after the final performance, the audience at the front..gave a standing ovation
3:01 PM KW: I still keep thinking about that fried guy
3:01 PM AG: uh oh
3:01 PM KW: I wonder if he lived
3:02 PM KW: I bet he was crispy though
3:02 PM KW: human bacon
3:02 PM AB: LOL
3:02 PM TD: :ill
3:02 PM AG: dayum !
3:03 PM AB: B-)
3:06 PM AG: nocturnal emission: cathode-ray gun working at night
3:07 PM KW: COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3:08 PM KW: coffee
3:08 PM TD: who's goin
3:08 PM KW: Dunno, Anuj is actin all like "i drive an 87 hoopty"
3:09 PM KW: again
3:09 PM TD: :LOL
3:09 PM TD: tell him to have EL take him
3:09 PM AB: LOL
3:10 PM AG: On the menu of a politically-correct Starbucks outlet: African-American Coffee or Espresso
3:39 PM AB: what eric just said DID NOT sound right
3:39 PM AB: :LOL
4:07 PM AB: $> cd /pub
4:07 PM AB: $> more coffee
4:07 PM AB: :LOL
4:07 PM AG: set env :coffee
4:08 PM AB: oh n wut bout this
4:08 PM AB: /* no comment */ :LOL
4:09 PM AG: ??
4:09 PM AB: thats a comment
4:09 PM AB: saying no comment?
4:09 PM AB: lol
4:09 PM AG: lol
4:09 PM AG: #no comment
4:09 PM AB: or //no comment
4:09 PM AG: thats "commenting" the "no comment" line :P
4:10 PM AB: u know
4:10 PM AB: if Yoda was a programmer
4:10 PM AB: hed say
4:10 PM AG: what do I know ?
4:10 PM AG: k
4:10 PM AB:

$DO || ! $DO ; try
try: command not found
4:10 PM AB: lol
4:37 PM KW: AN is fired from starbucks runs
4:38 PM TD: :LOL